In a new jobs boost for Kings Cross the Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson, lately of this parish announced that Kings Cross would become a vital border checkpoint for crossings between Camden and Islington post Brexit.  This role, to be manned by a rotating staff of 100 heavily armed men and women will make up for the jobs lost at Eurostar when travelling to France becomes bureaucratically impossible in Summer 2019.

The Kings Cross gyratory will be de-risked by occupation with armoured vehicles, making moving traffic impossible.

Artist’s impression of York Way/Pentonville Road junction 2019

A TfL spokesman said ‘Oh no, not him again. But he may have a point it’s better than any plans we may have’